Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous
:o
REALLY?
I’D BETTER JOIN, THEN.
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous
:o
REALLY?
I’D BETTER JOIN, THEN.
i don’t think i have much purpose in this world anyway. nobody would miss me, nobody ever wants me around so what’s the fucking point in it all? i’m failing college, i’m fat, i don’t have the energy to do anything and now thanks to my mum i get to lose any online friends i had because i won’t get to talk to them with an ‘internet curfew’.
BB ilysm, you are an amazing person.
and I will resort to snail mail for you if that is what it takes to keep our magical friendship going. I will draw you horrible pictures and buy you pink shoelaces like I do all my brits and I will send them all the way across the ocean because our friendship transcends the internets.
And if this series of gifs fails to cheer you up, I will never try to cheer anyone up again because I will know I am a failure.



One of the things that surprised me first time I watched the reboot of Star Trek was the deep heartache I felt for Spock Prime. Seriously, the movie’s shinny and the new crew are crazy pretty, but every time the movie ends, my thoughts linger on Prime. (this is by far the most depressing graph I have ever created.)
- Years lived (so far): 157
- Years knowing Jim: 28
- Years trying to forget Jim: 3
- Years spent as Space Husbands: 20
- Years spent alone, carrying a holographic message of Jim on a pendant around his neck: 94
I am not crying…
Reblogging this because it arrived in my askbox in response to my question about what makes us so sad about Spock Prime. I mentioned this in a roundabout way when I was writing but seeing it in a graph like that really drives it home that he really didn’t know Jim all that long during the course of his extremely long life.
I am actually crying.
Imagine outliving your soulmate, your t’hy’la, by so many years. Only knowing that you were so interwoven within each others lives for 20 years of the 28 years you knew each other, and having to live on long after his death because he wouldn’t want you to give up because he’s gone. Because he was the kind of individual who put others before him, and you couldn’t do that to him- even in death. Imagine trying to forget someone so special. Imagine carrying a projection of him to remind you of what is lost and what you must keep living for.
I can’t imagine a love any more profound and real as this. You cannot deny their love for each other, it is an impossible feat. You can merely ignore it.
These two men will forever be remembered as the first slash pairing- but for much more than asthetic qualities.
They will be remembered as Space Husbands and t’hy’la.
Fuck you, I’m all teary-eyed, omfg. GOD DAMN THEM FOR KILLING KIRK. JUST DAMN THEM.
It was worth a wound
REBLOG THIS PASSAGE EVERY TIME IT IS ON MY DASH
WHO WROTE THIS FANFICTION
OH YEAH
SIR ARTHUR CONAN MOTHER FUCKING DOYLE
And this is why I’ve been shipping Holmes and Watson since I was 10.
And this was him writing it in a time when being GAY was a crime punishable by IMPRISONMENT. Just… yanno, saying.
And Sherlock and John freaking retired together. ALSO just saying.
oh dear god xD
also, i would sell my soul and/or my family to have this scene on the show…
(Source: beautifullyamateur)

Sorry about that… he was much easier to control when I could still keep him in my beard.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
that 3rd one is evil … bwaaahha ha ha haaaa

andrew you need to play sir pauly again in a good movie because you look disturbingly like him at times.
(Source: crispyn)
CRYING
#this is how it’ll go down #sherlock outside 221b at two in the morning #with a stereo blasting this song#and john will come downstairs and beat the shit out of him #because um rude it’s two in the morning be a little more courteous #also you’ve been dead for three years you bastard #and they’ll communicate solely through 80s power ballads for about a week #until mrs. hudson threatens to kick them out #then they talk it out and make out #i mean make up yes make up……. #and every now and again #sherlock will walk by john and whisper ‘baby don’t hurt me’ #and john will throw things at him #yes happy ending #wow i need to stop
THOSE TAGS
OH MY GOD THOSE TAGS ARE PRICELESS
Epic tags XD This needs to happen!
I think I broke something laughing. My god, this fandom…
Reblogging again for Sherlock and his boombox.
i don’t know how to react to this


This is what happens when you spend too much time contemplating stupid AUs in which Sherlock and John turn into mythical creatures.
(Source: lokislegs)